Wednesday, April 24
April 23/24/25 - Two shows at 7 p.m. or 10 p.m.
Charline McCombs Empire Theatre
226 N. St. Mary's St.
There are two performances for three nights of Cornyation, Fiesta's cheapest, raunchiest event. Take them at their word:This is just that wacky. King Anchovy reigns over the no-holds-barred raspberry fest that ridicules the news and the newsmakers of the day. It's recommended for adults only.
Some 150 volunteers donate their time to make this show work, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to charity.
There is a bar at the theater. Purchase tickets at the Arts Center Enterprise box office at 224 E. Houston St., at the Fiesta Commission Centralized Ticket Sales at 2611 Broadway. A line forms early at the door, but it moves along fast.
OTHER POPULAR CHOICES:
Fiesta San Fernando: San Fernando Cathedral, 115 W. Main Plaza, 11 a.m. - midnight
Fiesta Gartenfest: Beethoven Halle and Garten, 422 Pereida St., 5 p.m. - midnight
A Night in Old San Antonio (NIOSA): La Villita, 418 Villita St., 5:30 - 10:30 p.m.
Taste of the Northside: Club at Sonterra, 901 Sonterra Boulevard, 6:30 - 11:30 p.m.
Coronation of the Queen of the Order of the Alamo: The Majestic Theater, 224 E. Houston St., 8 - 10 p.m.
BEST BETS for Thursday, April 25: Top bands show Fiesta flourish
BEST BETS for Friday, April 26: Enjoying the Battle of Flowers Parade... and beyond!
BEST BETS for Saturday, April 27: Check out King William Fair and Fiesta Flambeau Parade!
BEST BETS for Sunday, April 28: One last day of Fiesta at the Festival de Cascarónes