TROY, MICH. - It's never a good idea to drink and drive. Ever.
And if the punishment for doing so isn't enough, the Troy Police Department in Oakland County has upped the ante.
It plans to serve you Lean Cuisine in the lock-up if authorities catch you, according to its Twitter account.
"If your Thanksgiving celebration involves drunk driving in Troy, you can plan on this as your Thanksgiving meal... Proudly serving Lean Cuisine in the Troy lock up," Troy police tweeted.
If your Thanksgiving celebration involves drunk driving in Troy, you can plan on this as your Thanksgiving meal... Proudly serving Lean Cuisine in the Troy lock up. pic.twitter.com/vRRWSEpS2O— Troy Police Dept. (@TroyMI_Police) November 21, 2017
Have you ever had Lean Cuisine? If so, did you feel satisfied with your life? Did your body accept it without complaints?
Clearly, the answer to the final two questions is no. And if for some reason you say yes, you're either 1) lying, 2) a rare physical specimen that needs to be studied, and 3) no, you're probably lying.
This isn't the first time the Troy Police Department got humorous. It has regularly used its Twitter account to spread fun and humor to its more than 3,000 followers.
Some notable examples:
Scene from a local grocery store. If you're headed out, please bring your patience and a smile. We don't want any fights over the last can of pumpkin 😐 pic.twitter.com/Rz52KuNQKw— Troy Police Dept. (@TroyMI_Police) November 20, 2017
School drop off line is a place for "kiss & go" safely not those long "your future" talks & cell phone use. Keep it safe & keep it moving 😀 pic.twitter.com/rvtBtYUMm0— Troy Police Dept. (@TroyMI_Police) November 10, 2017
We love it. Keep up the good social media work, folks.
You can follow the Troy Police Department on Twitter at @TroyMI_Police.
Contact Brian Manzullo: firstname.lastname@example.org. Follow him on Twitter @BrianManzullo.
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